here for the tea

a failed makeup channel turned drama channel who promises videos but never actually uploads. fans known as “tea stains.” she grew her audience by obsessively making videos about jaclyn hill and jeffree star and being mannymua’s #1 fan. former bff of youtube pariah john kuckian. much like him she is generally disliked by her colleagues and former kool-aid drinking audience. regarded as a bias unreliable source of information. previously known for screeching on younow streams calling fans stupid cunts, making fun of their weight and appearance, and openly encouraging her few fans to harass anyone who criticized her and her channel. as well as harassing and openly bullying both another drama youtuber petty paige and falsely accusing former youtuber subversive wallflower of being a different user on gg forums where hftt is regularly dragged by her wig until subversive left all social media due to the hate and relentless bullying from hftt’s gremlins. pushes her bts dirty work onto blind followers to allow for plausible deniability.

do you remember when here for the tea befriended a cyber stalker who harassed and doxed a fellow channel’s name address and family members? i sure do!

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It's Not Me Here

An expression used as an excuse when in a location that may be compromising or embarassing.

"Hello <winks> It's Not Me Here!"

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Here's the thing,

The single greatest opening of a persuasive statement or rebuttal. Also if used correctly an effective Jedi mind trick.

Persuasive statement:
(person 1)"Here's the thing, you should go buy me a Pepsi."(note no question mark so it cannot be refused)(person 2)"Uh, ok."

Rebuttal:
(person 1)"You should move the couch over there on that wall."(person 2) "Well I like it there just fine." (person 1") "But if you move it there you can put the coffee table there, and then i can put my sewing table there!"(person 2)"Here's the thing, No."

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come here

the first time a girl is fingered. insert your finger in her vagina and make the "come here" motion

dude, last night I had Stacey come here, she loved it!

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Here's the deal

It's what Joe Biden says when he wants you to think he's being brutally frank with you, but the truth is it's a signal (inadvertent or not) that he's about to tell a big whopper

biden: Here's the deal! My new energy plan will benefit ALL Americans
working stiff: Oh, geesh. Here we go again
biden: Including and especially women and POC who are most adversely impacted by global...
working stiff: Oh, FFS *groan*

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here ya be

This is for you. Look at this.

I found the pics. Here ya be.

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Here It Comes!

Phrase used when someone is about to release a bad fart/burp. Indicates to the people around said person that it's too late to escape the impending stench.

While sitting next to Matt on the bus he shouted "Here It Comes!" Then the dreaded smell of rotten eggs entered my olfactory.

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