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Tits that are long, stink, have a crust and leave a seriously bad after taste in your mouth. Aka Cory Lind
Cory Lind has garlic bread tits.
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When you gobble a big cock with a small mouth, so you have to work the head in like youre feverishly eating a wide garlic baguette: walking it in inch by inch.
Bro, you shouldve seen the garlic bread i got last night. By the time he got it all in, it was game over.
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When you eat too much garlic bread without any liquid and it sounds like there is a goat screaming for help in your throat.
Dude, drink some water because you have garlic bread voice.
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The asexual form of step on me when an ace child finds someone else attractive
Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP
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A Dutch Oven that smells like garlic.
Italy: It's been so long since I had a big brother to sleep with!
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!
-Hetalia.
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A sex act in which the male shoves his penis into an eye, punches the face of the female, shoves garlic into her vagina, and then proceeds to preform oral sex.
"Italians make the best lovers; last night Johnny showed me the italian garlic pocket!"
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What a surprise... the Garlic eating surrender monkeys have lost again.
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