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moose hoof

same as camel toe but for a man that wears way too tight of pants.
(I would say worse than a camel toe dude)

HOLY SHIT, Did you see that fag in the spandex shorts? His moose hoof was hanging out the bottom!!

by yeeeer mom October 21, 2005


Cloven hoof

It is similar to a camel toe. Looks like a triangle where the shape of the vagina is. More noticeable in leggings and tight cotton pants.

“Wow look at her cloven hoof..”

“That cloven hoof is long

by Clovenhoofmaster July 28, 2018


Nut Hoofing

Being kicked in the testicles/scrotum.

Hilary gave Bill a good nut hoofing.

by Arimor October 13, 2009


Bear Hoof

Synonym for camel toe usually associated for the state of the crotch area on a woman when she wears extremely tight pants.Describes when the folds of the labia can be made out clearly through the fabric

"dammmn dude! would you look at her bear hoof!"

by Here November 30, 2003


bro hoof

N.) This is Where two or more males have no idea what they are saying.

Bob: that was Awesome
Bill: no that was a bro hoof.

by this is not real January 17, 2012


rusty hoof nugget

a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound

Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?

Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem

Lil T: Sharesees?

by cornfritter December 21, 2010


hoof the back doors in

A term to express forced anal violation, usually of a female.

I'd like to hoof the back doors in on that young beauty

by Hoof Man February 03, 2010