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same as camel toe but for a man that wears way too tight of pants.
(I would say worse than a camel toe dude)
HOLY SHIT, Did you see that fag in the spandex shorts? His moose hoof was hanging out the bottom!!
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It is similar to a camel toe. Looks like a triangle where the shape of the vagina is. More noticeable in leggings and tight cotton pants.
“Wow look at her cloven hoof..”
“That cloven hoof is long”
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Being kicked in the testicles/scrotum.
Hilary gave Bill a good nut hoofing.
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Synonym for camel toe usually associated for the state of the crotch area on a woman when she wears extremely tight pants.Describes when the folds of the labia can be made out clearly through the fabric
"dammmn dude! would you look at her bear hoof!"
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N.) This is Where two or more males have no idea what they are saying.
Bob: that was Awesome
Bill: no that was a bro hoof.
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a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound
Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?
Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem
Lil T: Sharesees?
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The act of giving head while giving a foot job. A prime example of which can be viewed in the fetish dolls series of films.
I dated a ballerina once; she liked to go all Hoof and Mouth on me.
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