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A Carpenter.
See also;
moron
idiot
dumbass
retard
The wood clowns on our job site are pouring concrete today.
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A very attractive pornstar who ruined it all by getting a bad tan, brown hair and worst of all god awful plastic surgery.
I used to wank off to Naomi Woods all the time before the plastic surgery
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a cool lad that used to have cute poodle hair. a drummer for a really good band called Waterparks. he diserves all of the love in the whole world. (please add this hes amazing pls look him up, ty)
"Otto Wood is such a cutie,"
"i know right?"
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Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.
Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!
Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
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the circumstance where the pubic region of a man is denuded of all pubic hair
the hairless male genitalia
Bitch #1: Susie, you will not believe what happened last night.
Bitch #2: OMG did you fart at the dinner table again?
Bitch #1: Not this time. No. I got tagged by Dave!
Bitch #2: Are you serious? He is sooo hot but really hairy. I bet his piece was a beast.
Bitch #1: Wrong again. He totally busted bare wood on my ass.
Bitch #2: Nice.
D-wood
/dee-wʊd/ Show Spelledd-wood
–noun
1. the act of misplacing, damaging, or destroying ones cellular phone in fantastic style; (see example 1 below)
2. the girl one always finds lost outside of Dicey Riley's, usually without cellular phone, and sometimes lying beneath the table;
3. the girl one always finds wandering through Dirty Blondes, a.k.a. Blondies, usually without cellular phone, due to sun damage;
4. the girl one always finds at McGuire Hill 16, usually without cellular phone or shoes, due to excessive alcohol consumption.
–verb (used with object)
5. to misplace, damage, or destroy ones cellular phone in fantastic style; (See example 2 below)
—idioms
6. knock on D-wood, used when knocking on D-wood to assure continued good luck with cellular phone: (See example 3 below) Also, especially British, touch D-wood;
7. out of the D-woods;
a. out of a dangerous, perplexing, or difficult situation where loss of cellular phone is highly likely
b. no longer in precarious or critical condition where cellular phone loss is most likely to occur;
Origin:
bef. 900; ME; OE dee-wudu, earlier di-widu; c. ON vithr, OHG witu, OIr fid
1. "I tried calling you this morning, but you must have pulled another D-wood last night!"
2. "Wow, I can't believe you d-wooded your cell for the 13th time this year, you must be Verizon's biggest customer!"
3. "My cellie still works even though I just jumped into the pool with it in my pocket, knock on D-wood!"
King of debunking and exposing Islam the most obvious false cult in the world
D wood is lethal, nuff said
D wood is short for David wood, the ex atheist turned christian YouTuber
Don’t mess with d wood, he’ll fuck you up with a sledgehammer, yes I went there. In all seriousness though, islam has no chance against d wood
Even zakir naik fears d wood which in itself isn’t saying much since zakir naik is a joke