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Kermit Strikes Back

Coming back to strike. Especially to strike Miss Piggy.

Gonzo: Wow, you really 'Kermit Strikes Back'.
Fozzie: Fuck you.

by Kermit Strikes Back April 30, 2005

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kermit sewer slide

a way to say "commit suicide" without actually saying it. why did you look this up? did you hear someone say or write it? you need help. plz visit a therapy office near you. if you dont know where one is, look it up on google and not urban dictionary. go get some help. like. now.

person1: im the smartest person in the world.

person2: kermit sewer slide.

by mayahawkesgf:) February 27, 2023

18๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Go Kermit Sewerslide

Tell your boi to go Kermit sewerslide and they'll jump out of a window

one peaceful day on Roblox

Rich Spoiled Kid: Lol U Gay
Bacon Head: Go Kermit Sewerslide

by HeysStuff October 10, 2018

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019

16๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kermit Sewer Slide

Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, โ€œpresentsโ€ for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned โ€œtrackโ€ and โ€œslip โ€˜n slidesโ€ head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggyโ€™s brown eye.

It can be fun, but clean up after a Kermit Sewer Slide session can be brutalโ€ฆ and toxic.

by Darkheath September 6, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kermit's Tea Shop

A small online community filled with only good vibes, good music, and good people. Primary platforms are Spoon and Discord. Most members have a "tea" in front of their name in a small font.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Kermit's Tea Shop?
Person 2: Yeah, it do be a vibe!

by sheleredp627 July 4, 2020


Kermit the Frog Green

A really ugly and tasteless shade of green.

or

A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.

Elmo: Oh wow, look at that fancy car! I want one of those in Kermit the Frog Green!

Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.

Elmo: Oh be quiet.

by Cecil The Cave Troll October 9, 2023