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The art of checking the security measures of a venue, so you know where to stash your drugs, failiure to do a brixton lap may results in the bouncer finding your drugs, and hence ruining the night.
Gremlin A : Hmm, do you think there is much security
Gremlin B: Let's do a Brixton Lap to make sure!
When a line of multiple preteen/teen pregnancies result in the birth of a child generations before the other children that should be in its age group are conceived.
Mary has a daughter at age 13. Her daughter then has a daughter at age 14. When Mary is only 27 she has a granddaughter. Mary's granddaughter will grow up with friends that are an entire generation behind her. This is a generation lap.
when a girl is fucking you while she has a yeast infection and smears that goop all over your shit.
yo i ran into some lap butter the other night, it was horrible.
A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!
The day of the lords birth. We must honor him by performing Santa's lap!
This occurs when you are driving around in a circular motion. Usually it occurs in small towns.
To flip laps you start at a starting point, usually a parking lot. From there you drive a few blocks, anywhere from 3-12. Then turn left or right, and keep turning that direction until you are back on the road you started on and return to the start point. This is a lap! Now continue doing this and you will be flippin' laps and all your friends will know it!
1. A flacid or fully extended penis. 2. Oral sex performed on a man or woman. 3. A napkin placed on one's lap prior to consuming food. 4. A reduction in price on a laptop computer.
Hey shawty, why don't you come sit on my lap deal?
Fo I buy you a Happy Meal, hook a nigga up wit a lap deal.
Only pussy ass niggaz give bitches lap deals!
Ima need a lap deal fo I fuck up deez ribs.
I gave a lap deal to da boss man at Staples and gotta lap deal on a Sony Vaio.
when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.
Joe: Have you seen Terran?
Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
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