lift to virginia

When you gave your mate a lift to his destination and in that destination, he loses his V card.

'yo can I get a lift to her house'

'What a lift to Virginia?'

rag lifting

The act of using your penis to lift a wet washcloth as many times as you can.

I was in the shower rag lifting the other day, and now im up to twenty reps.

lift lick

getting head on a ski lift

bro she gave me lift lick when we went boarding.

Lift lighting

When you light up a joint on a ski lift.

Ashley: Dude are you high?
Danielle: Yea man, I was just lift lighting...
Ashley: Awesome!

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Dutch Lift

The act of farting in an empty elevator and leaving as someone else steps in.

Dude, I totally dutch lifted that asian family

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face lift

plastic surgery on the face

A plastic surgery face lift can reverse these obvious signs of aging and give you back decades.

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lift bro

A type of person, usually male, who is more concerned about their image than a 13 year old girl and gives up their life to weight lifting, dieting and exercising excessively, much more than is necessary to be a healthy person. Despite this, they largely ignore cardio exercise, and as a result can only run a single 10 minute mile before collapsing.

Bro 1:
"Bro what you doing today bro?"

Bro 2
"Bro Imma go lift for 5 hous bro, imma get those gains with my swaggity proteincarbextraleancreatinetonecomplexformulababybottle."

Regular guy:
"Wow, they are such lift bros."

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