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A droid that was created by liberal democrats with the single purpose to take down Donald Trump and establish Marxist theory on all of American society.
(After further investigation, this invention has been proven to be a false claim made by Trump in order to destroy the election process. Anyone who believes this needs help. Like...now.)
"Its rigged! The radical Left is using their 'millins' of mail-in-bots in order to ruin the country, which I've done a great job of controlling, probably the best job anyone's ever done."-Donald J Trump 2020 while high on cocaine.
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A nasty email sent to complain, ridicule, or chastise the recipient, or readers.
"I was so mad about her comments in the meeting, I sent out a flame mail to enitire office, telling her off."
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another word for text message, made up in a song by Kota Minyota in a freestyle over J Cole's "Can't Get Enough" instrumental
"So the females hit the t-mail, tryna get close to us" - Kota Minyota
1.) Those two people you think are dating at first but for some reason are just friends
2.) The sad case when a guy likes a girl and the girl knows but views him as a brother
Dude did you see those two on the bus last Tuesday? I can't believe they aren't dating! They're like the epitome of a Maile-Ian!
The act of always sending Memes when sending any emails.
Hey, have you noticed that whenever he needs to send an email he sends a Meme?
Ya! I call it Meme Mail - what do you think?
That's a terrible pun but I can't deny it fits the situation perfectly.
Junk Mail /junk male/NOUN: 1.Unsolicited or undesirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These repulsive images are particularly egregious when said genitalia is flaccid; rendering the transmission of such images unwarranted – as a flaccid penis is completely useless to the recipient. Images of fully erect penis are also distasteful when sent without prior consent. 2.Solicited or desirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These delightful images are particularly pleasant when said genitalia is erect, serviceable and sent in response to a direct request.* * Direct requests include “Send me some junk mail.”, “Send me a pic of that monster” “I want a pic” “Let me see a pic” or any phrasing that include the words “show” “send” “I want to see” in addition to a reference to the penis. Any other phrasing is pure speculation on the sender’s part and an image of your junk will be unwelcomed. Furthermore, sending a pic of your junk in lieu of a direct request is frowned upon by most women and the behavior should be avoided.
1.Girl he had the nerve to send me some junk mail. I think he gave my computer a virus! 2.Girl he sent me some junk mail! This is going to my inbox first chance I get!
Liquid communications used by dogs, usually deposited near letterboxes, fire-hydrants and lamp posts.
Mike: That was a long walk, I thought you were only going around the block.
Sophia: Splash (male dog) had a lot of p-mail to catch up on.