mental-plaque

Shit that builds up in one's head as a result of daily living and experience.

Mental tartar.

I need some mental-floss, there's just too much shit clogging my head.

Did you let the dog out? Uhh, I don't know.

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Mental Illness

Driving 5 hours just to go to waffle house while high on edibles.

you must have Mental Illness if you would drive 5 hours just to get waffle house

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Mentally Retarded

Fortnite players.
If seen in public please mercy kill, so that the infection does not spread.

How many mentally retarded organisms have you shot down

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Mental Warfare

When you fill a person's mind with disgusting, uncomfortable, or scaring images to fight or torture them.

John and I got into fight last night, and instead of fighting with our fists, we used mental warfare.

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Mental Cycle

A more accurate name for the menstrual cycle in highly strung females. A lot of women will simply get on with it, however there are a significant proportion that just go full on fucking crazy. Experiences vary, but phrases such as "DON'T speak to me like that!!" and "Oh, well why don't you just fucking LEAVE if I'm so hard to live with!!" are common.

Men are expected to accept this, or they will suffer horribly. These women use the fact that they are menstruating, have just menstruated or are about to menstruate as a kind of "get out of jail free" card, which leaves them free to be psychotic bitches without fear of reprisal, which makes people hate them more and more all month long.

As a bystander to this train wreck, expect screeching, expect tears, expect no sex and expect to want to kill someone more than you ever have before.

"John, do you wanna go do something?"
"Daz, it's midnight! What do you expect us to do?"
"I don't care, my missus is in the middle of her Mental Cycle, so if I don't leave the house, I'll kill the bitch in her sleep"

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catcher's mentality

having the catcher's mentality means doing whatever it takes to get your team the victory

catcher's mentality-Kyle Dodson

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How mental is that?

A QUESTION WHOSE PURPOSE IS NOT TO GET AN ANSWER, BUT TO EXPRESS BEFUDDLEMENT (bafflement, bemusement, bewilderment, mystification, obfuscation, puzzlement
confusedness, disarray, mental confusion, muddiness, confusion - a mental state characterized by a lack of clear and orderly thought and behavior; "a confusion of impressions") IN THE FACE OF OUTRAGEOUS (Grossly offensive to decency or morality. Being well beyond the bounds of good taste: outrageous epithets. Having no regard for morality.Violent or unrestrained in temperament or behavior.) BEHAVIOR.

How mental is that?... BP (British Petroleum) says they have no responsibility for the oil spill disaster.

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