abort the mission

Reversing a decision to embark on a chosen course of action, which at first appeared advantageous and justifiable, but upon closer inspection was revealed to have potentially undesirable or disastrous consequences.

Example 1:

Jim: Damn Tammy looks fine and she been checking me the whole night. Imma tap dat ass for sure.

Mike: Yo, might want to rethink that. I heard she got gonorrhea.

Jim: Yikes, abort the mission!!

Example 2:

Alex: We been standing in line for like 30 minutes. Forget this I’m walking right pass the bouncer.

Gary: Ummm, Dwayne tried that last week and the bouncer broke his nose.

Alex: Whoa, abort the mission.

Example 3:

Jane: So we gonna hit up Fo Chang Restaurant. Its $5.00 all you can eat.

Natasha: Nah abort the mission. Last time I ate there I had the runs for 2 days.

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mission vision

the tendency of mission san jose high school's male population to decrease its expectations for the attractiveness of the females students of the school. often, over the four years, many males' demands for female appearance is overshadowed by their desperation for a relationship and their irrational decisions are explained by this phenomenon

msj guy1: woot! that chick is hella hot!
normal guy: wtf?! shes fucking disgusting. you are afflicted with mission vision.

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Completing The Mission

1. The newest and most likely final henry stickmin adventure, which appears in the Henry Stickmin Collection.

2. Self explanatory.

I can't wait to play Completing The Mission!!!

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mission viejo

City in Orange County, California with the most gated communities per capita of any city in the United States. Basically everyone who lives in Mission Viejo lives in a gated community.

"so your friend lives in Mission Viejo? It must take you hours to get through all those rent-a-cops."

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Mission Complete

1) Random comment, said when a task has been finished successfully.
A vertical pumping action is also necessary when saying this comment, bending your elbow 90 degrees upwards.

*Washes Dishes* "Mission Complete"

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mission impossible

when trying to attempt to complete something, but then realising it is actually physically, logically, kinetically, and scientifically impossible, it becomes a "mission impossible"

Boy 1:Yo man, how the heell can I get the hot girl to come to my room tonight?

Boy 2: Hahaha, thats mission impossible man.

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mission impossible

awesome movie, starring Tom Cruise, who's actually a diety in disguise. suck it.

did you see mission impossible?
yeah. it was pretty fucking sweet.

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