non-offensive swears

Frell: The Scapespeak equivalent of another popular F-word. Undoubtedly the most popular of the Farscape swear words and the word most likely to get odd looks from the avid Scaper's co-workers when he/she stubs a toe on the filing cabinet. According to Farscape: The Illustrated Companion, frell is a Sebacean word. Variations include frelled, frelling, frellnik, and frelljek.

What the frell?!
Your out of your frelling mind.

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Third-partiable offense

Noun: a crime(specifically a fight) that which is punished under Ireesh Law through a third party in Apex Legends.

Diamond Team 1: *pokes at Diamond Team 2*
Diamond Team 2: *griefs and pushes them in a terrible way*
Ireesh: Guys this is a third-partiable offense

non-offensive swears

See Father Ted

"FECK! FECK! FECK! FECK OFF!" - Father Jack

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non-offensive swears

some people are stupid....
"arse" is the Australian way of saying "ass"

ill kick your arse
basically the same as "ass"

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non-offensive swears

What bible thumpers use to replace things that offend the jokes they think are real.

Oh my gosh!
What the heck!
Oh my good lord!

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non-offensive swears

Another Non-Offensive swear:

"C-less Castle"

If you say "Castle" without the "C", although the spelling would be "Astle", when you pronounce it out loud, the phoenetics would make it sound like you're saying (the obscene 7-letter "A" word).

"You know what you are? You're a C-less Castle."

"What's that?"

"Say 'Castle' without the 'C'"

"Umm, 'Astle'?"

"Yep!"

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Offensive recovery biscuit

A really offensive, old, white EMT that makes fun of all the people in the ambulance after they have gotten hurt

That damn offensive recovery biscuit.