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The act of pulling out of your partner immediately before reaching orgasm and shooting your jiz all over their face while screaming “Boomer!” In response, your partner screams, “Sooner!”
I was so worked up after the OU game, I gave my bitch an Oklahoma cumshot.
Biggest city in Oklahoma with over half a million people. The rest of the nation is jealous of them because they have the lowest cost of living in the nation and usually the cheapest gas in the nation when OPEC starts jacking with oil production. With the addition of Bricktown and their canal, it's the best place in state to visit.
Fred:Hey Joey, wanna go to Tulsa this weekend?
Joey:Tulsa sucks, I'm going to OKC!!
men from the ok state of OK. sometimes get a bad reputation as wild cowboys, but once they meet the right girl, Oklahoma men are the only men for a real women.
Love Southern Belles, also known as grits.
Always fall for southern accents and sweet tea.
girl1-My new boyfriend's one of them Oklahoma Boys!
girl2-Is he a cowboy?
girl1-no, but he sure knows how to ride!
Large city in the state in which many of the greatest football players and wrestlers in the nation are born. Also the home of good chili.
Wrestling match spectator: Whoa, man! That dude got owned!
Other guy: Figures, his opponent was born in Oklahoma City.
When a man ties strings to his penis and lets a girl play it like a banjo with her tongue!
She gave me an oklahoma banjo last night!
When you defecate into a canteloupe and feed it to someone by the spoonful.
I gave the Gandrea an Oklahoma shotput last night and she loved it.
a town of wannabes and losers who all suck at sports but can play an instrument and maybe write a few good essays
if you live in sallisaw, oklahoma, i’m sorry.