breaking your ovaries

Well...woman don't have balls, so the term is analogous by gender to the phrase breaking your balls for men. Because women definitely need some ovary breaking I think you would agree.

I don't really have to take a shit honey...I was just breaking your ovaries. So keep sucking my cock.

Sand in his ovaries

A condition in which a man has a general inclination to complain or become emotional over extremely insignificant things. Canadian military slang.

"What's Thompson doing over there sulking?"
"Don't mind him, he's just got sand in his ovaries."

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tugging on my ovaries

The large temptation a woman gets to have adopt or steal a baby when they see a adorable child

That child’s sooo cute their tugging on my ovaries.

pressure wash the ovaries

Go out and shoot all up inside a girl, whether she's expecting it or not

Wow, that girls going to be having a gender reveal party soon... he sure did pressure wash the ovaries big time!

wearin their ovaries on the outside

used on someone who's in a bad mood and goes off the handle at friends and family over simple things....also a way of saying a woman has balls or says something with gusto; calling a woman tough and mean like a guy

note: it's quite sexist, so you might wanna consider who you use this on....make sure they have a sense of humor

(I think it was used in a Famiy Guy episode)

dude A: sup bro how's life?

dude B: Fuck you! (walks away)

dude A: Woah! someone's "wearin their ovaries on the outside" today...

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Ovary Stamp(s)

When a girl has a tattoo on her pelvic area, either on the right or left, or both

Look at the tattos on that chick. She has the ovary stamp(s).

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trolled by my ovaries

When a woman gets pregnant and it turns out to be twins (or n-tuplets) instead of a single baby.

I just got back from my ob-gyn and she says I have triplets! I have been trolled by my ovaries!

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