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Washed up pen merchant that is said to have haunted relegation clubs like Eibar and Mallorca. Currently farming in the Uber Eats league but is finished and only has 2 goals this season. Known to ghost on big game occasions such as his missed penalty against Chile in the Copa America 2016 final and in the 2014 World Cup final against Germany. Finished player who played for a finished club for most of his career. He is most recently found missing pens in the champions league against Real Madrid.
Me: Grandpa, who is Pionel Pepsi?
Grandfather: Never speak of his name again - he is a washed up dwarf pen merchant who only scores against shite teams like Bolivia and Eibar
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A now extinct beverage offered by the pepsi corporation in the early 90's that was delicious. Came in flavors of regular, diet and citrus.
Crystal Pepsi - where did we go wrong???
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A celestial being capable of destroying the entire multiverse by just thinking about it, a being so immensely powerful that it cannot grow weaker despite age. A being so absolutely woke that it cannot even conceptionlise sexuality or genders. A celestial being that can memorize the first 100,000 digits of pi, a being that can commit tax fraud and destroy the economy without them knowing a single fucking thing of it, a being so fast that whenever he has sex he can impregnate 2073 individuals by just 0.79 seconds. A being so attractive that it makes Chad look like the weakest individual on the planet.
In simple words, Pepsi Man is the ultimate being ever known to exist.
Pope: Let us pray now, brothers.. pray that he is watching... pray that our lord Pepsi man is watching... pray that he will give us strength, knowledge, and freedom. Let us pray, my brothers!
Pepsi Man: the fuck they doing over there.
1. A PSX game starring the titular character Pepsi Man.
2. A Japanese male who dresses up in a silver/blue costume with a Pepsi logo on his chest. He rocks a gold chain.
Pepsi Man himself is an advertisement for the stereotypical obese American embodied in human form. His adventures can be best described as an acid trip that marvels even the most dedicated of shroom enthusiasts. His legendary exploits include delivering his pure unsaturated street fluids to millions of children worldwide, infiltrating a rogue Pepsi factory, and snowboarding on city streets whilst being chased by a truck in broad daylight before it was cool!
(The latter example even inspired the iconic ‘City Escape’ from SA2).
In recent years, Pepsi Man has increasingly become an infamous phenomenon in meme culture and continues to be a disappointment in gaming history, leaving such a ridiculous mark on the industry to the point that Pepsi Man is so bad, that it’s deliciously good.
Child 1: Vro I just got a free Pepsi from Pepsi Man. He ran up to me while I was thirsty, unzipped his pants, and wiggled out a fresh can of Pepsi! You want some? It’s pretty warm.
Child 2: ...I’ll stick to Dr Pepper.
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The Mixture Of Dr. Pepper And Pepsi.
Half Dr. Pepper, Half Pepsi, Stir Till Throughly Mixed.
Jared: "Yooo son this Dr. Pepsi is dank sonnn."
The Myth the Legend Pepsi Dee
Oh look Pepsi Dee is at tutorial
“Lemme crack open a nigga pepsi to wash down this dry ass chicken right quick.”
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