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a gay Iranian President; any gay man
Check out President Ahmoneedjurnob over there. He clearly needs a cock in his mouth.
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Another way of describing Joe Biden, since Joe Biden is not fully there. This word was invented by Ben Shapiro
President houseplant has been very transformational
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1. (n) The condition of a man's penis being so infected with unknown disease/diseases that it is instantly horrifying to any person who is unlucky enough to see it.
2. (v) The act of attempting to have sex with someone even though any fool can clearly see from the foul state of their junk that they need to visit a doctor and a priest and/or exorcist.
1. "Did you do it with Johny last night?"
"Well, I wanted to, but he had a President Trump in his pants. I was so disgusted I ran out of the room without another word."
"Sounds awful, I can't blame you.
2. "I cannot believe he President Trumped you!"
"I know! I pulled down his pants and nearly retched when I saw what his junk looked like. I almost called the CDC then and there."
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Noun. A massive erection. Originated from the TV show 24, where in Season 6 President Daniels always speaks as if he's crazy horny with a massive erection. Like he's just seconds away from screwing the nearest warm-blooded thing in sight.
"I thought he only liked me as a friend, but then we hugged and I felt his President Daniels poking me in the thigh.
A person who loves to see the world revolving around him only. In addition to being a jerk, he loves to cut money off of programs like healthcare and education. Also, he's a huge joke and needs to step down NOW!
BTW, HE SUCKS AT PRONOUNCING WORDS! FAIL!
"HA HA HA! For my next order of business, I will cut millions of dollars in healthcare and education." says president bush
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A game played by slightly inebriated foreigners at bars and frisbee competitions in South Korea.
A group of people, playing as "Secret Service" agents, will quietly put their fingers up to their ear like they're wearing ear pieces. Then, they silently eye and pick a person to tackle. Someone yells, "Get down Mr. President!" The group of "agents" tackles the chosen "President". Agents dog pile on the president and "secure the perimeter" and do other secret agently functions.
"Get down Mr. President!"
*Tackle*
"Mr. President, Are you OK, sir?"
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The president of Spaceball City, played by Mel Brooks, the greatest comedian in history.
1) Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!
2) President Skroob: What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: One, two, three, four, five.
President Skroob: One, two, three, four, five?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes.
President Skroob: That's amazing. I got the same combination on my luggage.
3) Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
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