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A bible puppet is someone who bases all of their life decisions and judgement on what they read in the bible, as if it's a literal set of rules. However, this causes them to miss out on certain fun activities and misjudge other, based on their upbringing or religious faiths.
Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do.
Homer: Stupid Flanders! He's such a bible puppet.
A girl who has a guy's tongue approximately 3 inches inside of her twat
So Matt, how do you feel that I made Chelsey my tongue puppet and she liked it?
When your girlfriend bites a hole in your nutsack and your nuts fall though, hanging only by your nutcords and your girlfriend sucks on your bare nuts.
hey - why don't we give nut puppets a try
A simple sexual maneuver in which a hand puppet is inserted into the anal oraface.
"Like dude I was with this chick the other night and I totally slipped her the stink puppet."
or
"Come on Baby it's just stink puppet"
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Anal fisting with a sock on the hand. Once the hand is inserted, a tiny puppet play is performed in the fistee's colon. The besocked hand is then extracted and the fistee is punched in the mouth with the fouled sock-fist.
I'm gonna do Punch and Judy in your ass when I rusty puppet you, bitch.
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when you shove your hand up a girls snatch,like a puppet
Dude i made my girlfriend into a muff puppet last night.
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A hand gesture used when something is too awkward/FML to describe with words.
Puppet Hands is when one lifts their hands in the air (near their head) with the elbows higher than the wrists. The idea is to simulate a puppet on a strings held by the elbows.
Puppet Hands can be used in place of FML. It may be accompanied with the user exclaiming "Puppet Hands!"
Puppet Hands can also be used on behalf of another. If something awkward/FML happens to someone, an appropriate response is to initiate Puppet Hands.
Example 1
Person A: I just saw an old man wearing very small biker shorts. *Puppet Hands*
Example 2
Person B: I need to write a ten-page research paper, due tomorrow. *Puppet Hands*
Example 3
Person C: My grandmother sleep-talks about her sex life.
Person D: *Puppet Hands*
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