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The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!
Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!
When you have sex with one girl from each of the Scandinavian countries (Sweden, Denmark and Norway) at the same time.
Bro 1: Hey man i did the Scandinavian Jackpot yesterday
Bro 2: No way bro. Im proud of you!
The female places icy hot in her vaginal region and the male lights his penis on fire before beginning intercourse, the act takes course in a walk in freezer.
During my lunch break my coworker just asked if we could perform the Scandinavian flamethrower.
Within a walk in freezer intercourse is performed where the female puts icy hot in her vaginal region and the male lights his genital on fire.
During my lunch break my coworker just asked if I wanted to partake in the Scandinavian flamethrower.
Scandinavian pun doesn't mean anything you retard
1-"Yeah he said pickles and cucumbers aren't the same, so eventually I gave up on the dumbass and told him to fuck off with that scandinavian pun."
2-"What the fuck is a scandinavian pun?"
It's when you take your lover to a Scandinavian village and prapare them for a viking war. If they win they get to live yet if they lose they will be beaten to a sauce matter by vikings
"Hey dude what did you do last weekend?"
"Ugh nothing, just committed Scandinavian sauce"
A sexual act, where one removes the nasal ridge of the others nose, making ample room to be able to stick their penis up the partners nostril.
"Hey man ever tried nasal with your girl"?
"Nah, cant fit my cock up her nose"
"It's all good just use the Scandinavian Bridge Cutter method".