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The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!
Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!
Ok slimy macaroni nigga
I’m searching it up
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Mmmmmm scandinavian feet porn
It’s when a girl wraps her vagina over the victims ear and squeezes up to suck up all ear wax in ear.
Hey Johnny did you hear that Sindy gave Evan a Scandinavian Earwaxer
Similar to the German Cannon, but when struck, the projectile takes on a spray pattern.
"I didn't know she had so much Mexican Food, so when I fired the German Cannon, I ended up firing a Scandinavian Shotgun."
A person of Scandinavian descent who stayed outside too long and got a harsh red tan.
Wow! How long were you outside? You look like a Scandinavian lobster!
Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.
The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!
A cocktail beyond your wildest dreams, concocted by a Mr. Diaz. No one knows the ingredients, although there are undertones of honey.
That Diaz sure knows how to make a Scandinavian pile driver