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Similar to the German Cannon, but when struck, the projectile takes on a spray pattern.
"I didn't know she had so much Mexican Food, so when I fired the German Cannon, I ended up firing a Scandinavian Shotgun."
Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.
The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!
When a circular orgee of Scandinavian men ejaculate on to one man in the center
Me and the boys are going to have a Scandinavian cuthulu tonight
The Scandinavian Dipswerve is a method of dipping frites into any sauce by inserting the frite into the anal or vaginal opening, then swiveling your body to dip the frite into a cup of sauce held in someone else's hand.
My friend got so drunk he tried to pull a Scandinavian Dipswerve on a passing waiter with a tray full of sauces for another table.
When one yeets any object, their body, their car, their fingers on the cusp of their lovers nether-regions, quickly in an s-shaped fashion.
Jeanette said she had never had an orgasm quite like the one Matthew gave her when he used his special “Scandinavian Bean Flick” method on her clitoris.
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Ok slimy macaroni nigga
I’m searching it up
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Mmmmmm scandinavian feet porn
The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!
Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!