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To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.
when you go in to an oap too hard so they rip
i just shredded susan dude shred it dude
Refers to the action of either playing difficult music, typically on a string instrument, or to masturbate.
"Guess what I did last night?"
"Drugs?"
"No, I was had shred on the Yoinky for hours."
1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument
"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"
Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.
Slang for jerking off
A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs
B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.
A: Nah man you were jerking off.
Describes the act of when someone with a dandruff infested scalp scratches their head
Person 1: Man, that guy's really shredding the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting
A form of soccer mom found on the snowy slopes of North America.
Did you see that shred mom assualt that man who yelled at the kid to move out of the drop.