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A collection of duck butter that has accumulated at the ball-sack and become a disgusting, sludge-like material that reeks of taint, underarms, and stale doritos.
His duck sludge could put an orangutan off!
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Sludge is the way rock is today
King Buzzo from sludge metal band Melvins appeared in the promo video for The Offspring's video "All I Want", as a masked pianist
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1.pumping raw sewage into or out of a container.
2.takes place during anal copulation when the fuck whos fucking the butt begins the production of anal excrement
"Little Sally was grossed out because she caught a whiff of my shit when I was sludge-pumping her"
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A man positions himself quite precariously on a womans face so that her nose just barley slips into his butthole and so that his nuts may, if he so chooses, slowly sink into her mouth giving her a tea bag. Then women proceeds to "jerk the man off", the man then proceeds to take a dirty black colored shit all over her face. This black color can be acheived from intaking excessive amounts of vodka. It's quite the experience.
"I say darling, that dirty sludge pump you gave me earlier had such a rich color and flavor."
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“I stuffed them in the bottom drawer when I lost my history post,” Professor Maxx explained grimly. “First the mortgage, then the electric, and then the landscaping bills went into collection. But when Cox turned off the cable, I knew it was time to address the sludge pile. Accredited Debt Relief made it possibly for me to finally diss The Gilded Age.”
“I don’t think they’ll ever run that commercial on TV,” sniffed The Perfect Daughter, relishing the knowledge of her own beefy bank account, paid for by the vanity of her plastic surgery clients. She would never keep a sludge pile.
“The sludge pile is yours,” Dick told Jane emphatically. “Grocery and meal duty are mine, as always. Provisioning is a huge job, so don’t complain. Oh, and child care for Junior? That’s Hilda’s job.”
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Having Uncontrollable diarrhea during sleep paralysis that’s so god damn smelly even the demon leaves the room
“Bro I had a stinky sludge dream last night got that demon to fuck off”
A girl who is fat and ugly wears a gross way to short for her fat thighs dress to go to a party. SMS is used when around the actual slut.
Raquel: Did you see Brandi's dress?!
Laquisha: Ew yes what a sludge monster slut!!!!
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