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Jumping on top of an un/suspecting cab/taxi and surfing/balancing around london(or wherever you may be) for as long as you can while it is in motion.
If you are feeling extra skilled try and do it on a skateboard on top of the taxi.
I am yet to find someone who will actaully give Taxi surfing a real go.
Although some people have been known to grab onto the back of a taxi. Standing/ Skating on top of one in motion would be a serious challenge.
A large group of Asian girls on a dance floor.
My fantasies about Asian girls were jeopardized once I gazed upon the taxi farm formed on the dance floor.
When a person is invited to an event or outing simply because another person or group of people needed to bum a ride off of them.
"Who the hell invited Simon?"
"He was Mrs. Mineuse's taxi invite. She can't drive."
A person who offers rides illegally for a negotiated price. These may no longer exist since the creation of ride share.
I’m gonna get a taxi hack from Broad & Erie to my house.
A temporary orifice used to carry sperm from one location to another.
1.) I told the douche bag running his mouth in the bar to shut up, or I was going to punch him in his Cum Taxi.
2.) After sex she had to wash her Cum Taxi to return to work.
- The colored striped bus on the bus route
i jump in the maxi taxi and see a form 5 taxing a form 1 and i scream and then the maxi taxi bounce into another maxi taxi but turns out it was a dream and i was just looking for dresses that were maxi style when i started daydreaming the maxi taxi
the local radio station where they play non-stop 70's 80's music. about 90% of there viewers are taxi drivers and are typically Asian. almost all the taxi divers never get sick of the songs so they never switch over (even if you ask).
most commonly found in Singapore.
mike: i can't stand daddy blue after that long hour long taxi ride.
jack: why?
mike: the driver was listening to taxi radio
jack: oh you poor thing.