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Namjin Day is an international ARMY holiday, brought to life on the 1st of April, easter sunday, 2018 by Singer and Dancer Park Jimin of the korean Super Group BTS. This day is meant to celebrate love and the beautiful connection between his two groupmates Jin (Kim Seokjin) and RM (Kim namjoon) who share a friendship so beautiful it will bring you to tears and make you hop onto the ship 'MS Namjin' that has taken in ARMY from all over the world of all genders, cultures and religions already.
"Namjin Day is the best day of the year"
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February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.
Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.
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Surrender Day — August 24th 2023 Surrender Day: the first time that a former American President will have an actual mug shot taken; and, face 91 total criminal charges in four jurisdictions. The court ordered surrender or be arrested.
The mug shot of Donald J. Trump, The Mandarin Orange Mussolini is on track to become the most famous presidential portrait in history.
Ironic because Trump refused to either hang or publicly commemorate the portrait of his rival, Barack Hussein Obama.
Donald J. Trump, The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula, has been booked four times in four consecutive months in the same year — 2023.
In Republican debates held on Surrender Day Eve, six of eight Republicans vowed to vote for Trump if he won the Republican Nomination.
One, Vivek Ramaswamy, vowed to pardon Trump of all crimes if became America’s first South-Asian Indian president.
Perspective: in many states, an ex-convict — a returning citizen — who has paid his or her debt to society and successfully served his or her jail time CANNOT VOTE IN A NATIONAL ELECTION. And there is definitely no mention of a pardon
Just sayin’.
Trump — a master of media manipulation — chose Surrender Day purposely to occur during prime time; to occur the day after the Republican Debate; to purposely to upstage the debate; to receive maximum media coverage; and, to still have one day in the news cycle so that he would dominate the news all weekend.
Will we ever fucking learn?
Surrender Day: on this day in American history: Thursday August 24th 2023, Donald J. Trump — The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula — was made to surrender by the State of Atlanta on R.I.C.O charges. He now faces 91 total charges in four (4) different jurisdictions.
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The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, and then immediately urinating all over their face to mix with the semen.
The warmth of the semen and urine feels similar to closing your eyes and basking in the sun on a nice day.
Amanda: WoW Jesse, your skin is glowing today! What's your secret?!
Jesse: Oh, Kevin gave me a sunny day last night, and I've never felt better!
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Two young men drinking 40's in a hidden place performing sexual favors on each other.
Hey man, wanna grab some brew and go to the creek? You know and have a "bears day"?
The swearing in of an ignorant person.
The elected dumbass is having an ignorantion day.
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