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When you tie up a lover like a roasted pig, cover them in butter, and shove an apple in their mouth before boning them until they are 'done'.
Man, I was feeling carnivorous, so I gave that girl the Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler in front of her fireplace.
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An unknown sexual act. Not actually defined, but implied by it's dirty connotations. It's a very dirty, filthy act, but is also a very versatile term.
Person A: I can't believe I actually did the warm apple cobbler.
Person B: I know...I didn't know you and Josh were so close, or so...uninhibited.
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Very pert Ladies nipples caused when aroused or on a cold day.Can usually be seen best when it is not snurding season.
"Look at the rivets on that! There like blind cobblers thumbs!"
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When you attempt to perform the Dutch oven and shit the bed instead. The pile of shit is the cobbler in your Dutch oven.
I tried to give my girlfriend a little Dutch Oven treatment, but because of taco bell, ended up with a Dutch oven cobbler instead.
When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a shit in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating penis. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.
Kyle: You're supposed to throw out the free Indiana Jones game that comes with the X Box 360.
Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.
Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.
Laird: I have not regrets in life.
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Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.
I had my Hoboken squat cobbler videos stolen
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