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Someone who works on aircraft and sits in the cockpit pretending to fly, because they cant become a pilot for some reason.
Also see garage racing
"Look its dave, the hangar pilot"
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One who drives a flying turd.
The turd pilot is heading this way.
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1. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and discusses policy with The King. Is higher in rank than a multiengine pilot.
Whoa! Look at the airline pilot all spiffy in his uniform!
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A rug pilot is a term used for dot heads. This phrase originates from the old stories of magic carpets in the old Arab countries.
That stupid rug pilot doesn't speak a word of English.
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A wingman so good, that they don't just get you the girl, but they guide you to the navigational landing strip!!
Hey did you see Jessica last night? Yeah thanks to my Cock Pilot, Mike, I got with her.
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This is what becomes of your hand if you jackoff too much.
Your hand grows hair on it when you jackoff more than 25 times a day. Thats what happened to me so now I call my left hand Pilot Harry, I am left handed.
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a Co-Pilot that is your bro. someone to take over when your life gets too bro
i got real wasted night tried to drive home, but my bro pilot took over instead
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