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Fundo: Hey Goober, what pirates are going on tonight?
Goober: Quit talking like you're dylsexic.
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if something is pirated, it means it has been stolen. it doesnt necessarily have to be a movie or peice of software, in fact, physical object can also be pirated
"my car was pirated last night"
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1.This highly diffucult manuever to master is performed when one is having anal sex with his partner. When your about to cum you pull out and spti on her back so she thinks you came on her. Then when she turns around you bust in her eye, kick her in the shin, then punch her in the kidney making her go "arghh" with one eye closed a hand on her hip all the while bouncing on one leg.
2.Destroy Ninjas.
Chris:Dude, I heard Mel got the pirate last night...What the hell was Matt thinking?
Eddie:I know, she cant even sit right.
Chris:5 bucks says shes pissin blood.
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A beer found in Nice, France that is cheap and 8.5%. A few tallboys of this can really get you going.
Dude lets grab a couple Pirates and go sit on the beach, the cote d'azur rocks!
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1• A person who once sailed in ships on a quest to pillage and plunder other ships and/or countries for food and wealth.
2• A modern career that consists of hijacking yachts and firing AK-47s and RPGs around Somali waters.
3• A lifestyle that, despite the risk of death and contacting scurvy and other ailments, is popuarly endorsed by Disney and small children.
4• The holy missionaries of the Pastafarian faith.
5•The jackass that's going to copy and paste this definition without my permission.
1• Blackbeard was a very famous pirate that enjoyed a wonderful live on the waters while sinking ships.
2• Modern pirates, not needing traditional pirate gear, prove that they can be equally badass as their ancestors as long as they have some military-grade weapons, but not as badass as the US Navy.
3• Disney's "Peter Pan" demonstrates that piratery can be fun despite every logical thought that would suggest otherwise.
4• The holy Pirate, Pete, dedicated his whole life to feeding the poor, building schools, and lowering the cost of cable. RAmen.
5• Don't you fucking do it. I know what you're thinking, you smitefull prick.
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What you become when you want to play a game but can't afford to buy it.
Guy 1: I want this game, but I have no money. Time to download it off of some shady website and become a pirate.
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A sexual position in which a male spits on a womans back before he ejaculates, and while her head is turned around, thinking he is finished, he elaculates in her eyes, causing her to say "AAARRRRGGGGHHHH" with one eye closed, like a pirate
she looked at me like a total pirate after i finished
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