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A dim witted person who knows nothing aka. stupid. Technically, the biggest moron on earth.
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A Christian Religious group who preach to people by knocking on doors.
Yes they might be annoying, but they believe they are helping people, so give them a break. If you ask them not to call ever again they wont, thats all it takes.
I know some and they are lovely people, and the horrible things people say about them hurt, needlessly.
I havent been brainwashed and im not deluded, im just not disrespectful to people or beliefs i dont know about.
Some Jehovahs Witnesses called and sounded interesting so I started a bible study with them.
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An extreme version of hold my beer.
A battle cry before you do some dumb sh*t
originated from mad max
"Witness me motherf*cker", he said as he brake checked the car tailgating him
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Foolish, destructive, evil sect.
I was happily married and had two wonderful little boys.
The mother of my first wife "got religion" with the JWs and then brainwashed her daughter to become one.
As an atheist I accept other's ideas, so I went along with the idea and accepted her going to the JW meetings where she was indocrinated into their ideas. However, at the insistence of her local JWs she started to try and convince me to go and become one if them.
I said that I was happily an atheist and that the bible was written by men not God.
From then on things went from bad to worse and I was officially and publicly declared to be The Devil.
We divorced and I am now happily remarried with two lovely girls.
Jehova's Witnesses directly caused the breakup of my marriage and caused two innocent young boys to be subjected to the pain and loss which now, after 30 years still affects my oldest boy.
Jehova's Witneses are evil fools.
Yes! Open the door to the Jehova's Witnesses and tell those fools that their stupid, evil, ignorant ideas caused the breakup of my happy marriage and that I despise and hate them for it and will never forgive them.
Then tell them to fuck off and slam the door in their face.
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Students of the Bible who preach the "Kingdom of God." They claim that their God--Jehovah--is using Jesus Christ to bring an end to the world as we know it.
One of Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door, shared a scripture, and offered me a Watchtower magazine.
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1.A term used when something is more or less "cool" or "awesome". It could also be used if something is " nasty "
2. An And 1 Basketball player who is indeed Sick Wit It.
3. Trailblazin like Portland
EX/ yo son those fries are sick wit it
EX/ shit Mo Meezy that shot was sick wit it
EX/ Playa Playa that was sick wit it throw it up son
EX/ that nasty ass shit looks sit wit it.
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Lying to someone your bro doesnt want to talk to about the whereabouts of said bro
"Yo, dude your ex called. She wants you to pay child support."
"Oh man, put me in Witness Brotection, say I'm in Africa with some missionaries or something."
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