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YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE WHITE TO ACT LIKE A TYPICAL WHITE GIRL
NOT ALL WHITE GIRLS THAT LIKE STARBUCKS ARE NECESSARILY LIKE MY DESCRIPTIONS
Let's just say that if you get between her and the nearest Starbucks on the day the Pumpkin Spice Latte comes back, you're in deep shit. Gets pissed off when the Starbucks workers spell her name (usually something like Claire, Molly, Madeline, Katelyn, etc.) wrong. "You fricking spelled my name wrong. UGH!!!" Also obsesses over Nutella, and Panera. Her Iphone is like a pet to her, and she always makes sure to get the newest Apple updates. "I feel so old! I have the Iphone 8, when I could have the Iphone 8s. Has like 14 phone cases. "Will my little baby prefer zebra or leopard print today?" Loves Snapchat, and likes to post multiple Starbucks pictures from her Iphone Camera on Snapchat, or Instagram. Posts her failed attempts at twerking online also, with the hashtags- twerk, bootay, selfie, loveurself, idgaf, idc, urwhour. Can be found wearing shirts from either PINK, Vineyard Vines, or Simply Southern, as well as leggings, or skinny jeans. From October 1st to March 31, is never found without a pair of Uggs. Goes to the bathroom with 10 people, and just sits in there for 15 minutes gossiping. Most white girls use like in between like every like word they like say like yeah. Get very defensive of their typical white girl habits.
Wow man, that girl over there is totally a typical white girl, Starbucks and everything.
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Shape without content. The degradation of philosophy into gymnastics and of spiritual depth and perennial wisdom into an aesthetic cliché.
White Girl Yoga is essentially an aesthetic that is often mistaken for spirituality. It is built around pretentiousness, cultural appropriation, neoliberal consumerism and the banalization and trivialization of the sacred, and generally expressed in a color palette of beige and pastels. It is an aesthetic that often lacks the complexity and depth of the systems of knowledge it superficially emulates, mostly for instagram likes from dudes with sacred geometry tattoos .
It can be applied to a variety of situations that while might seem meaningful and deep at first glance, are actually just nicely packaged spiritual cliches or platitudes and pseudo-psychological banalities. A White Girl Yoga aesthetic can range from the purely misguided and innocuous to the opportunistic and obscene.
“I am really not sure about that ayahuasca ceremony. The facilitator seems very White Girl Yoga to me.”
“Can we please change the music? That Spotify playlist is totally White Girl Yoga”
-“Hey, do you like my new top?
-"Wait I can’t tell whether you are asking me seriously or you’re wearing that White Girl Yoga stuff ironically”
A stupid white girl who absolutely adores Starbucks, wears uggs even in summertime, can not get enough of nash grier's blue eyes even though he's a dick. She is also consumed with her looks and usually will put people down or purposely annoy the shit out of them. The perfect image of a classic white girl is a Caucasian female wearing a pink crop top that says some stupid phrase like "you got a bae or nah" with a white tank top underneath, black lulu lemon yoga pants, a Starbucks in one hand, phone in the other and grey wool ugg boots and short mixed blonde hair. She also is failing math because she "can't even"
White girl: omg you have to try this new Starbucks drink it's literally so delish, totally worth fifteen dollars. Oh my god I can't even!
Me: shut the fuck up you worthless classic white girl, there's other places to get a goddamned iced coffee!
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A girl who religiosly only eats at Chipotle and drinks Starbucks coffee. If she dosn't get her starbucks in the morning don't mess with her.
Alex: Hey you hanging with your girl today?
Trent: No way man the Starbucks near my house moved locations. I can't see her today I'm too young to die.
Alex: Wow sounds serious, good job being cautious bro. Got to watch out for those basic white girls.
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When a white girl (or boy) cries in difficult situations to get themselves out of it and for everybody to comfort them.
Largely seen when the topic of racism is brought up and the white girl refuse to admit that what she did was wrong so she cries in hoping that people will feel sorry for her instead of comforting whoever she offended.
This works most of the time since people are made to feel empathic towards white women who cry, and will tell off whoever hurt her feelings for being such a meanie.
English teacher: Stacy, get out of this classroom for cursing.
Stacy: Thats not fair!! *starts to cry white girl tears*
Rest of the class: Wow the English teacher is such a bitch!
White girl: *parades around in Native American warbonnet and puts on war paint* I always wanted to be Indian!!! :D
Native American: We're called Native American. And you're being racist because not all of use wear warbonnets and they are consider to be sacred to those who do.
White girl: Omg, but I cant be racist cause I dont hate you Indians and Im doing this to honor your people!! *cries white girl tears*
Native: Its still racist no matter what your intentions ar-
Wave of people: Omg how can you be so mean?!? She wasnt doing it to mock you people god, you are such a racist for calling her racist!!! Its people like you who keeps racism alive!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!
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To be so drunk you are laying on the floor SAYING you're ok when you really are about to puke. BUT this does not stop you from chugging your last drink and passing out where you lay. Normally the one who yells the most early on, then 3 drinks later is dunskies.
Man I am totally getting white girl drunk tonight.
*Points to person on floor* You are so White girl drunk.
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A white claw or any other mediocre seltzer that keeps white chicks in their 20s at bay
Denise was distraught and melting down, but then I handed her a white girl lollipop and it was all ok