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To be on an emotional roller coaster, similar to Oprah's dieting history, because you can not cope with The Oprah show going off the air.
Suburban Sally: 'What the Hell is your problem John? You left the jelly on the damn kitchen counter! Put it away!'
John: 'Wow...really? It's never bothered you before? Why now?....OH! Now i get it! Let me guess...Oprah Show Withdrawal?'
Suburban Sally: 'Yeah honey. I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.'
John: 'I'll will help you cope honey. We will get through this together'.
Wish wall withdrawals occur when a person decides to do another raid. In extreme cases these symptoms can occur when in orbit. Symptoms include seizures, anxiety, depression, panic attacks, headaches, insomnia, sweating, and delirium.
Reziyy experienced wish wall withdrawals while doing SOTP.
If you haven't seen a friend for a period of time, you may experience lonely or lost feelings. Like when you are missing a friend you may feel upset and sad, however the "Friend Withdrawal Symptoms" cause the person to experience headaches or complete emptiness.
"I am missing my friend Ali and feel completely empty."
"I think you have Friend Withdrawal Symptoms."
Chronic Dick Withdrawal is when you're forever thinking about having sex with your partner after a period of not having sex, eg: long distance relationship.
Dick withdrawal can lead to excessive horniness esp at nights. Dick withdrawals causes you to continuosly want to talk to your partner about the next time y'all will be fuckin. It's just all about sex.
I'm having chronic dick withdrawal baby, i can't wait to pop this pussy for you
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That time period after marching band season when you don't know what to do with your life. It usually begins towards the end of November, leading to weight gain due to the upcoming holiday season and lack of regular exercise that one had previously.
Man, I'm having serious marching band withdrawal right now. I don't start my homework on our old rehearsal days until 9.
1. The agonizing mental process of accepting that football season is finally over.
This serious mental disorder afflicts millions of Americans every year, usually in the second week of February. Effective therapy is not available until the following August, at the earliest.
2. A crisis in the national spirit that is mitigated (only slightly) by the arrival of March Madness -- the NCAA basketball tournament.
3. The realization that life as we know it has ended, at least for six torturously long months.
4. Proof that Arena Football will never take the place of the real thing.
Hank was hospitalized on February 12 with severe anxiety and chest pain. Following a series of CAT scans at the Mayo Clinic, he was diagnozed with Football Withdrawal Syndrome (FWS). May God have mercy on his soul.
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Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome (aka MWS) occurs when a Minecraft player (see Minecrafter) dies in a cave via zombie invasion, spider attack, skeleton sniping, or even creeper terrorism and loses all of his ores/tools/weapons/armor/materials and respawns above ground, forcing him to go back into the maze of a cave system. If said Minecrafter dies a second time, then a third, before finding his items, a feeling of hopelessness comes into the mind. The Minecrafter then withdraws away from the game (something very difficult to do) for 1 hour to two months, depending on the items in the Minecrafter's inventory.
Tom: "Hey Dan, why are you looking so down? Got Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome?"
Dan: "I just lost my diamond armor in Minecraft."
Tom: "Dude, that's harsh. How long have you been off?"
Dan: "Three years."
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