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During a never-ending wipe after pooping, the amber colored mixture of the remaining poop plus blood caused by the friction of repeated wipes.
I had to switch to wet wipes, my Ass Sap was getting really bad after chafing from the cheap toilet paper.
The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut
Susan put some "Glass in the ass" last night, My dicks still looks like it was mauled by a tiger!
When exercising, this a method of self motivation that involves getting behind someone attractive and letting their hot ass pull around the track to do more laps.
May also be done on treadmills.
Q: What are you doing?
A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.
A gigantic ass that is disproportionate for the body it is attached to.
Dude, that ass looks like a VW bug being held up by a set of toothpicks. That's an enormo-ass
When a dog has shit stuck to its ass and is all moody about it, so it drags its butt on the carpet to get it off. Also used to insult someone who is being a bitch about something that someone or something did to them.
When someone gets off a water ride at Disneyland and smells like wet mildew or when someone just smells at Disneyland.
She over here smelling like Disneyland ass n shit. Prolly just got off dat fuckin splash mountain ride.