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Someone who continuously helps someone get through something ...expecting to get something out of it and never does....but it is in their soul to always help but they always get fucked over
Damn it I was such a heart break soldier to her
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1. To cause to separate into pieces suddenly or violently as if the subject were weak.
2. To reduce to nonexistence.
3. To defeat decisively; vanquish
"I'm gunna break you like weak son!"
-Mr.T-
"Oh snap dawg! You broke that sucka like weak!"
-Mr. Handrick-
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Said after solving a taxing problem or difficult issue at work, 'cause after that you definitely deserve a break. Or even better if it wasn't so difficult or taxing, 'cause hell yeah you're going on break anyway!
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender....all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
- Mitch Hedberg
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a great way to deal with a break up!
breakupornaments.com
I thought Dana needed to laugh about her break up...so I bought her a break up ornament
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A blunt rolled from the black in mild fast breaks. Small in size making them convenient for a short break at work. Also convenient for a nice buzz or if your feeling a blunt but don't have enough ganja for a full one.
1.Yo bro i gots to be back to work in 5 so lets make his a Fast Break Blunt.
2. I dont gots enough weed for a blunt and my pipe broke so i should do the perfect Fast Break blunt.
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Similar to men growing beards post break up, girls grow bushes by not shaving their vaginas out of either depression or freedom from not having anyone to impress during sex.
"I have a hairless vagina. But after Steve and I broke up I grew a break up bush until I got over him and shaved it."
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A sex act in which there are two men and one woman. One man gets anal sex the other oral. At any point in time after thirty seconds the person taking the rear punches the girl in the back of the head for donkey punch action as the guy getting oral withdraws from the mouth for the safety of his manhood. If the guy getting head fails to withdraw, its safe to assume he satisfies the meaning of dickless. Mainly used as a fun game. Sometimes used to get rid of the competition in a fun way!
Alex lost his manhood after breaking the flapple napple last night!
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