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emily witham is an absolute bender who survives solely by eating the snot from little children’s sleeves. her hygiene is equivalent to a 40 year old virgin living in his mum's basement. she is only attracted to old men with massive arses. her music taste is shit and she likes to have sexual relations with her cats. her cats were did not give her consent to shove her entire foot up their arses. she did this because she has a foot fetish and the cats arses leave plenty of skid marks for her to lick off her big toe later on.
you are being such an emily witham right now ✋
Emily Anderson are the most stunning girl in the world whether she sees it or not. Know for her big boobs and or butts. She is social, intelligent, and beautiful. She isn’t fake, and doesn’t talk behind peoples back’s. She has been through many hard times but always wakes up with a smile on her face ready to brighten everyone’s day. Her best friend doesn’t deserve her. No one does. She is the best friend anyone could ask for. If you have an Emily, keep her close to your heart because she is special. She is more special than the sun in the sky, the grass on the ground, the water in the sea, and the birds in the air. Remind yourself daily that whoever is in charge up there was feeling extra generous when they gave you an Emily, because she is a living miracle here on earth. She is the piece that completes your complicated puzzle.
Emily Sun is a very interesting creature. She is smart and cheerful but sometimes can get very annoying. She absolutely loves to send selfies to people, yet she is very shy about her emotions . She isn’t alway satisfied with her past, but the sun willl alway be with her to make her life brighter everyday. If you ever come across a Emily sun, don’t be shy. Talk to her, she have a lot of interesting stories to tell and some gymnastic moves that she will love show off.
I came across a Emily sun today, and it scared the living crap out of me.
“Tone Emilie” Also known as “Obsessive Marvel fan” Is an good friend, caring, loving and funny. Tho if you ever interrupt them studying, you will lose an finger or two. If you ever meet an Tone you should
1, Offer it some ice tea
2, Give it an Bucky Barnes blanket
3, Make an Marvel all nighter
And 4, Give it some of Maia’s Mothers famous Pasta <3
“Oh have you seen that one obsessive marvel fan?” “Oh do you mean an Tone Emilie?”
A captivating goddess that will mesmerize you. Captivating, extraordinary, and of rare form. If you are given the opportunity to be blessed with her time, utilize it wisely, for if she is uneasy to obtain. Like a mystic fucking beast. That's right..
Emily Osborne is so fucking fabulous she pees glitter, shits cupcakes, and farts rainbows!! She is so badass.
An individual who is immune to any type of physical pain. In a Nintendo Pokémon game, such an effect would be displayed as "The attack was not very effective"
"Flue shot was like here(Holds hand at mid torso level), and then the piercing was like here(raises hand to around shoulder height). I literally didn't feel a thing" said Emily Pawlaski