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When your friend or “homie” does something dumb/unnecessary, you call them this, or, if someone makes a bad meme on Instagram then you would comment this
Friend: “dude I got a girlfriend, she likes memes and isn’t ugly”
Me and my homies: “what a beta-human”
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A homeless man in the act of collecting change.
I was walking through the city of San Francisco today and there were human piggy banks all over the streets.
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well unfortunately, you found this because you thought about it..... how would it even work?????
the human centipede was a messed up movie, could you imagine if someone had made a reverse human centipede where the outside persons butts are sewn together and then two people in the middle have their mouths sewn together...
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A made-up mental disorder made to shit-talk pathological liars with.
Said to somebody who just can't stop bullshitting. Cuz every word from out their mouth is nothin but a damn lie.
"Bro, you got Human Centipede Syndrome or somethin'?? Quit bullshittin' me n' get real!!"
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1. A community hot tub used by many people and rarely cleaned.
2. A small tub or pool outdoors at a condo/apartment building definitely tainted with semen, blood, piss, shit, snot, and vomit from a variety of people.
"Make sure you wipe the greasy, brown foam off your body when you're done with the human bacterial frappuccino."
"You might want to stay away from that human bacterial frappuccino. My neighbor got hepatitis, tetanus, and pregnant the last time she used it."
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A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck
Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?
Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over
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To be a person who acts with acceptable standard expected from other people. This assumes the person is not "decent" or not "human being".
Synonym with common sense.
Please, be a decent human being and not ruin other people's fun.
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