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The first "x-treme" sport that Jesus participated in during his greasy teenage years, along with Moses Wakeboarding and Muhammad X-Treme Action Suicide Bombing.
"Did go Jesus Motocrossing today?" "Fuck no. I'm Native American."
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very skilled, able, talented or proficient
Eric Clapton was Hell and Jesus with a Gibson Les Paul in his hand. John Force is Hell and Jesus in a funny car. Hank Arron was Hell and Jesus at the plate with a Louisville Slugger. Rambo is Hell and Jesus with a machine gun.
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Jesus Feet are basically just messed up feet.
You could say someone has Jesus Feet if their feet are very wrinkled, cut up, bleeding, dirty, crusty, nasty, etc.
They are called Jesus Feet because Jesus had to walk everywhere and so his feet were extremely messed up.
Anyone with nasty, messed up feet can be said to have Jesus Feet.
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1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus
2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation
Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!
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the girl puts her back against the wall and spreads her arms like jesus on the cross. then the guy faces the girl in that exact same position and starts thrusty. KINKY TO THE MAX!
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A piece of fish-shaped plastic, usually made in China, designed to stick to the rear of mainly American owned vehicles to demonstrate to the rest of the world that the bearer prefers to ignore irrefutable evidence discovered by the most brilliant minds in science and base their smug, superior public personas on fairy tales and superstition, whilst engaging in closeted guilt-ridden sessions of drug-fuelled sexual deviance and other hypocrisy.
Rev. Ted Haggard, Newt Gingrich, Pat Robertson, God I hate those jesus fish people
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