Harder than a goats knee

1> Donegal slang for something so complex it is only to be reffered to a goats knee, pressumibly because they are quite hard.

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2> Used as a phrase to describe something/someone or how they make you feel.

1:- Jeekers boys, that Hendrix riff is Harder than a goats knee!

2:- Jaime: Jesus Richard, your sister gets me

*Pétur and Jaime in unison*

HARDER THAN A GOATS KNEE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA AHA No put seriously, we've spit roasted her.

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scottish mountain goat

A form of communicating the desire to give a blowjob over a text message

Girlfriend: hey wana meet at a motel ;)
Boyfriend: a blowjob would be nice;)
Girlfriend: Ya a Scottish Mountain goat does sound soo good right now

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The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge

A hilarious challenge where you shave a goat's beard off and glue it to your chin in the winter. The challenge is to keep the goat hair glued to your chin and try to get reactions from random people

John : Hey man why the fuck does Willis have goat hair on his chin?

Toby : We made him do

"The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge"
John: WTF is that bro?
Toby: you shave a goat's beard and glue it to your chin in the winter and wear it and you have to get random people's reactions without taking it off your chin

Billy Goat Nut Tap

When one gets stricken in the genitals with such force causing them to make the noise of a billy goat.

Damn Joey, that was one hell of a Billy Goat Nut Tap!

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rocky mountain goat piss

Keystone Light or Coors Light beer.

I went to a FIJI party last night but all they had was rocky mountain goat piss, I was so pissed, at least give me some Bud!

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Whatever gloats your goat

A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.

Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."

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Retarded Arctic Ice Goat

Moronic Alaskan who gets the blame for losing the election for John McCain.

Sarah Palin is a Retarded Arctic Ice Goat.

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