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A Large Concentration Of Cancer, Cancer in its purest form
Mark: Hey, did you watch that jake Paul video?
Stanley: No
Mark: It was good
Stanley: Whats that on the side of your head?
Mark: A tumor
WALLLMARRT!!! WALLLMARRRT!!!! WAAAALLMARRRT!!!!!! WAAAALLLLMARRRRTT!!!
Jake Paul:WALLLMARRRT
The absolute white trash, ass kissing, snobby scum upon this earth. Too bad comdoms didn’t work for his parents, cuz he has an older dip-shit brother too. His fandom is a bunch of nine years olds who have no parental supervision on what the fuck they watch. Oh yeah and he can’t even make decent diss tracks. Shane Dawson thinks he is a sociopath, and I agree.
You acted like a real Jake Paul today Larissa!
Jake Paul is a noun. Jake Paul is a mysterious abdominal creature that is believed to be from a galaxy deep in the universe that is called "Bitches from America". Little information is known about this one manned species.
"Fuck mom, get out of this store before we get the Paul disease, JAKE FUCKING PAUL IS IN THIS STORE."
"Shit, we gotta get out."
"He is probably buying some alien shit to possess us humans."
"Run, it's Jake Paul!"
Pulling a Jake is all about context because in different situations it means different things:
1. Referring to Anarchy: refuses to do something of the cultural norm regarding God most commonly
2. Referring to Hitler: Quoting or doing something related to Adolf Hitler
3. Referring to Communism: When one speaks, acts, gestures, or anything else's passionately about the positives of theorized communism
4. Referring to Spider-Man: When one is convinced or is expressing to others how Spider-Man is the best super hero without exceptions.
Ex. 1). Boy 1: Tommy didn't stand for the pledge of Allegiance because he's atheist. that's the way to show equality!
Boy 2: Yeah, it's cool he's like totally pulling a Jake, you know?!
Ex. 2). Girl 1: Samantha actually shared a really good quote from a speech by Hitler and it wasn't even anti-Semitic at all!
Girl 2: wow, that's really pulling a Jake, don't you think?
Ex. 3). Boy 1: Did you see the debate between Steven and Jordon about communism?
Girl 1: Yeah, of course! Steven convinced me that communism is great in theory! Oh, haha, I guess I'm pulling a Jake!
Ex. 4). Teacher: And that is why Batman is the absolute best.
Student: BATMAN WOULD BE NOTHING WITH OUT HIS MONEY OR SCIENTISTS JUST ADMIT IT!
Teacher: Why don't you march down to the office and tell them you were pulling a Jake!