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The condition of being a straight guy trapped in a misogynistic body. Those afflicted with sexuality dysphoria are prisoners of their own sexuality: they simultaneously desire women and can’t stand them. They're happiest when they’re hanging out with “the guys” and really don’t like the company of women.
I feel bad for all those MRA guys suffering from sexuality dysphoria. Wouldn't they be happier if they were gay? Wouldn’t they be happier if they could get a little man-on-man action at the end of the night? I think so. As it stands, they simultaneously want women and hate women.
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when one looks for sex with someone below there standard to make them feel wanted in times of sadness, etc. eg a breakup
person one: ew, is that stacey making out with that zit face? but shes hot!
person two: yeh, didnt you hear? sam dumped her.
person one: ohh. sexual healing.
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first base includes kissing whether French, open mouth or peck on the lips or above belt touching
second base includes oral or heavy petting or hand jobs ,hands go below the waist
third base includes sex toys fingering
fourth base includes sexual intercourse/ going all the way (anal also)
john:man i'm going out with Jane today
nick:do you think she'll let you go to third base
john:i hope so .i mean its the third date
nick:well i'm only on my second date with Mary and shes gonna make me go to third base tonight
john:damn sexual bases are better than baseball hopefully i'll hit a home run soon
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chocolate that happens to be sexual
guy:dude you see that sexual chocolate over there?
guy 2:hell yea i do!
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When white people can't get off during regular sex and resort to peeing on their partner.
"Hey this isn't really working for me do you mind if I try something?"
"What is it."
"It's this new thing I heard of called sexual peeing."
"Uhhhhhh ok."
*drinks a glass of water*
"Now we wait."
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Your sexual identity; sexual preference
Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)
Normal person: What's your sexual orientation? I'm bisexual.
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*
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an individual who bitch slaps a box of chicken McNuggets with his pimp cane.
Sexual Chocolates bitch slapped the McNuggets with his pimp cane.
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