Masturbation where at the point of climax you give an unholy yell. Most likely completed when spouse/parent is not at home and you can scream your balls off in peace. Everyone's scream wank is different and unique. However, it often sounds like a mixture of pleasure and terror. Also called a screamer.
I was driving home one night and I felt the urge to pull over and have a wank, I left my wife in the car and walked away to tug under the bridge. The wank was going well but as i orgasmed i let out a large bellow that echoed throughout the area. I had scream wanked, where you scream at the point of climax. I got back to the car embarrassed and my wife uttered "What was that?" "That was a screamer" I replied with shame in my voice but joy in my eyes.
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Masturbating with your hand covered in shit.
My mother was pleased to walk in on me whilst I was having a gypsy wank.
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To masterbate to mental images as apposed to actual pornography.
Guy 1: Dude, I found some awesome porn last night! You should check it out!
Guy 2: Ah damn, my internet's down so I'm rockin' the imagi-wank at the minute...
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When something is utterly amazing or beautiful
" oh my word this coffee is so good . It's wank worthy"
Or
"I wish Tristan thought I was wank worthy"
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the act of masterbating (wanking) on the toilet pan
i'm just going to have a pan wank
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The act of using faeces as lubricant while masturbating.
John decided tonight was as good as any other for a muddy wank.
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when you say thanks in a playful way for some a grade tit mashing
wanks for the mammaries, last night was excellent
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