going longo

1. Fucked up 2. Going crazy 3. Not working properly 4. An all in all, true pain in the ass (this is the most all-encompassing and prominent definition)

Past tense: went longo

Etymology: Eastern Pennsylvania, 2004. Believed to have derived from the famous New Jersey bitch.

Can be used in any way appropriate to the situation.

Verb: I tried to log onto the computer, but it promptly crashed and now it is going longo on me.

Noun: My new boss is one hell of a Longo.

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Let go!

Imperative used by self-help books and therapists who tend to use copious amounts of cliches.

Obi-wan: Let go! Let go of your feelings.

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go twilight

To eat a girl's pussy when she's having her period. Inspired by the poorly conceived, but hugely successful phenom of a recycled vampire series called Twilight.

David: "Yo, that chick has a V that won't quit!"
Dean: "Dude, I heard she's having her period."
David: "Man, I don't give a fuck I'll go twilight on that shit."

Shauna: "Gurl how was your date last night?"
Jenna: "I'm tellin' you I was riding the cotton pony but he went straight twilight on my pussy!"

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drop and go

An extremely quick shit, regardless of size, that requires only a single wipe.

Man, I thought it was going to be a blowout... but it was just a drop and go.

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Ok Go

a fuckin awesome band from chicago.

Ok Go's best song is get over it.

man 1: whose the best band in the world.

man 2: ok go is their fuckin a

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go commando

a guy deliberately not wearing underwear

"Nobody seemed to pay much attention when I dropped my pants until I decided to go command."

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Go-round

A session of sexual intercourse. Usually referring a session considered so good that "seconds" are warranted.

“He was so amazing last night that we had another go-round before breakfast this morning!”

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