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an Ecuadorian spic
According to the Real Academia Española, the Spanish-language word "longo" is derived from the Quechua-language word "lungu".
Socialistic hippies like the longos because of their uncivilized Turd World manners.
Chronic masturbation. Uncontrollable boner-lust, followed by humping any object within reach. The result of Longoing to long is having a crushed pelvis and imploded penis.
Man 1: Oh my God, he's at it again.
Man 2: What? Who?
Man 1: My roommate. He's Longoing. Again.
Man 2: Jesus, does he have, like a problem or something??
Man 1: He's like an animal. A monster.
Longo: What's going on fellas.
Man 2: Why is your hand bleeding?
Man 1: *silent disapproval*
Longo: You guys are douchebags.
1. Fucked up 2. Going crazy 3. Not working properly 4. An all in all, true pain in the ass (this is the most all-encompassing and prominent definition)
Past tense: went longo
Etymology: Eastern Pennsylvania, 2004. Believed to have derived from the famous New Jersey bitch.
Can be used in any way appropriate to the situation.
Verb: I tried to log onto the computer, but it promptly crashed and now it is going longo on me.
Noun: My new boss is one hell of a Longo.
The most fetching and hunky guy you'll find on this planet. Legend says his shaft is well above 19 inches long.
I pray to Noah Longo every day because I'm scared of his devilish weapon.