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Christmas hijab

A decorative, and very muslim, hijab used for Christmas occations. Usually red.

Oh hello female muslim. Is that hijab a christmas hijab?

by wokefuk420 December 2, 2019


Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013


Christmas music

A music genre that you are supposed to listen to in March or April...

Time: March, 18, whatever year you want <3

Me: 'Ahh, yes. Christmas music to listen to while I go sit in 90 degree weather.'

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022


Christmas cookie

A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.

“When a woman’s Christmas cookie phase ends at 25 she should be married and settle into wife life.”

by Incredulous Johnny January 1, 2024


Christmas poorness

When Christmas F***s its self and Santa's Poor

This DAMN Christmas Poorness

by Hot Poket December 20, 2017


turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024


Christmas Crasher

A person who is not Christian and who normally does NOT celebrate Christmas, but yet enjoys the holiday of Christmas, gets the day off, goes to Christmas parties, enjoys eggnog, sings Christmas songs and hangs out with his/her Christian friends around the Christmas tree and even receives gifts from Santa.

I'm a Jew, but yet I'm a Christmas Crasher because I love to go to my buddie's Christmas party, drink lots of spiked egg nog, get gifts under the tree, sing Christmas carols and enjoy the day off from work!

by annieoakley December 27, 2011