Just Going With The Plays That Are Called

A phrase that could be used in any context to avoid an icky situation. Used by Terrell Owens

Reporter: Do you feel like you are being used correctly?
Terrell Owens: I'm just going with the plays that are called.

Guy #1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Guy #2: Just going with the plays that are called.

Judge: What do you have to say for yourself?
Defendant: Just going with the plays that are called.

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You just got Cosby'd

When you get royal screwed

You call in sick and you go get some food. Your boss is sitting in the next booth he see's you. He says you just got Cosby'd

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just take a break january

after the long grueling month of Destroy Dick December you can enjoy Just Take A Break January

after day 31 of destroy dick december i am ready to start just take a break january

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you just got punked

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH U JUST GOT PUNKED LOLLOLOL

you just got punked

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Just like my first time

A more sustainable alternative to "that's what she said" that first came into usage in the fall of 2010 in New York City.

Uttara: This belongs to Maggie's friend! Don't mess with her, you're entering a world of pain!
Faraz: Just like my first time...

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shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

The World Just Don't Spin Like That

Things simply do not work that way; not the way life goes.

"I wish Welch's Fruit Snacks had a reasonable amount of snacks in the pouches"

"Yeah, that's too bad man, The World Just Don't Spin Like That."