As American as Hot Dogs and Hip Hop

Derived from the phrase "As American as hot dogs and apple pie". Both hotdogs and Hip Hop were originated in America, Hip Hop started in the South Bronx.

Once there was a street artist who got busted by a cop. The intricate graffiti was displaying George W. Bush as a mass murderer, with a chainsaw, attacking cripples and little nerd children. And then the cop went ape shit. Or... pig shit.
Cop: This is filthy! Like a wall of... turds! Filthy! You're bashing The Dubbya.
Graf Writer: Its symbolic. It shows Bush killing all the innocents... with this war that cousin-fucking hillbilly started.
Cop: You little... spraypaintin'... turd! You are Un-American!! Bashin' the Dubbya!
Graf Writer: I'm as American as hot dogs and Hip Hop.

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Wanna hop in my white van?

It's what pedos say.

I got candy, so, wanna hop in my white van?

avant garde hip-hop

hip hop music made almost exclusivly by white males for other white males. often called nerd-rap by people who find it pretensious and geeky due to the sometimes very abstract lyrics, which often (or in the case of the anticon collective, almost always) do not rhyme.

Anticon fan: "Yo, i'ma go listen to some avant garde hip-hop shit and read chemistry books"

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hop off my dick

Stop being a faggit.

I told the homosexual "hop off my dick"! Because i did not like that he was hitting on me.

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hopped-up supercharged turbo-bunnies

Really fast bunnies.

Gee, those hopped-up supercharged turbo-bunnies are fast.

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Salvadorean Rap/Hip-Hop/Reggaeton

"in no particular order"

Doreño, Galeano, Rob West, Condeman, Chema, Sess Alvares, Crooked Stilo, N.L.G, M.O.S.T, Santos, Mr. Pelon, Oogo, Fenomedon, Conflikto Armado, Trucho G, Supreme Team, Magnum Flow, Pescozada, Reyes Del Bajo Mundo,
AND MANY MANY MORE....

You can find Salvadorean Rap/Hip-Hop/Reggaeton artists and their music on Youtube, myspace , Facebook, Hi5, and a variety of internet sites. SEARCH

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bunny hop your scrotum

The Act of jumping on somebody's Scrotum. Or a kinky fetish where a man has a rabbit act as if it is riding on his cock, and the rabbits feet smashes the scrotum, each time it goes down.

Shawn: I'm going to kick your ass.

Steven: YOu better not or i'll bunny hop your scrotum bitch.
....

Dick: I need to buy a rabbit so i can go home and have it bunny hop your scrotum while i act like im having sex with Ben Stiller.

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