southie strawberry short cake

A practice popularized by Southie skinheads.

After a girl sucks ur dick bust a nut all over her face then punch her in the face till she bleeds. the cum is like the cake the blood is like the strawberry syrup

"Hey Mahky I heard ya gave Shannon a Southie Strawberry Short cake she ain't soon ta fahget!"

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five cents short of a quarter

1)when you got a couple dimes
2)two hot chicks... nickel

when you see two dimes walking down the street, on a boat, or at the beach;

"dude, look over there is that a nickel?"
"Ya bro I'm about five cents short of a quarter"

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she's got you by the short hair

She's got you by the balls.

She has a tight grasp on your nuts.

A tight reign on your sack.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight.

"Man, she's got you by the short hair"

My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.

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three fries short of a happy meal

A slang expression for getting insane.
The "happy meal" means here "insanity", the person is on the edge of being or getting insane. The most popular use of the term, when it wasn't coined by them, was in a episode of the Sci-Fi series Stargate.

O'Neill: Lose it. It means, go crazy... nuts... insane... bonzo... no longer in possessions of one's faculties... three fries short of a Happy Meal... WACKO!!

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International Throw Short People Season

For the season of Fall, you’re permitted to throw anyone under 5’10 with no repercussions!!!

Dude it’s International Throw Short People Season, did you forget? Get throwing!

National toss a short friend day

to Throw your short friend

Hey dude be careful it’s national toss a short friend day don’t get thrown shortie

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two fries short of a happy meal

A little slow on the uptake. One who is almost smart but yet, not quite.
Crazy or stupid.
One who takes a great nation and deep sixes it into oblivion.

The current president George W. is two fries short of a happy meal! Seriously!!

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