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Dirty J

A man in his early 40s who acts like he’s in his teens and also likes to be active with teens. He still lives off his mother While lying about everything. A dirty J will say they were in special ops navy division, a medical doctor, in tent city , a Chippendale’s stripper, and post things on Facebook saying that he is sleeping on a park bench all the while it is just a picture he took off of the TV of a park bench. A dirty J will be your best friend, funny, try to marry you within three days, and call his mama for money or pizza when she lives literally many states away. Dirty Jay doesn’t shower for three weeks at a time, wears the same clothes for those three weeks, and who knows how he cleans his foreskin.

Girl: Oh my god did you meet that dirty J? He Smells horrific and has been wearing that shirt for three weeks but man he’s done so many things in his life I’m so impressed and he’s only in his early 40s.
other girl: Ya I smelled him come in from a block away the other day when he came over and then he left when he found out I finally turned 21.
Girl: Well I am so lucky that I’m still 19 thank God.

by sandvag May 19, 2021


j-flame

When you roast or "flame" an individual, but with an intention of illciting sexual favors

Jane: The other day Matt called me a pizza face but then winked at me. What does he mean?
Mary: Yeah, that's a classic j-flame. He's trying to get in your pants!

by Turdburgler24 April 12, 2016


J Train

A train in NYC that runs from Jamaica, Queens and goes through most of Brooklyn until it reaches Downtown Manhattan Broad St

Also Shared with the Z train which goes express.

Some names of the stops are Woodhaven Boulevard, Broadway Junction, Fulton Street, Jamaica Center-Parsons/Archer Avenue.

Person 1: Yo Meet me at Broadway Junction.

Person 2: ight ima hop on the J train

by Nyckid2 April 27, 2014


j-sherman

d1:It is when your roommate is having sex and you turn the other way to avoid peeking
or
d2:a person that rejects peoples ideas

ex1:"I had to pull a j-sherman last night because my roommate brought home another girl"

ex2:"CARS is a gay suggestion for movie night"

by A-Ro October 30, 2007


Floppy J

A loosely rolled joint that flops around like a flacid penis.

Austin: Fuck dude, I rolled a Floppy J
Craig: Well rip it open and start over, because I'm not smoking that shit bro.

by Westing House April 18, 2014


full j

simaler to a blow job except the female(or male) puts a man's penis and balls in her mouth. Requires a large mouth

Nancy gave me the best full j I have ever had

by laddies man February 9, 2011


J-Mint

1. Verb : To represent something spectacular, a series of good fortune.

2. Noun : A name given to one who has shown him/herself to be cool; "legit person"

Person 1: What did you do this weekend?

Person 2: I went to a party, kicked it with some females, rollin in the bimmer and was downtown the whole weekend!

Person 1: J-Mint!

Ex. 2

Person 1 to Person 2: "Yo that club was J-Mint!!!"

by RV2 July 22, 2009