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The least gay way for two men to masturbate together. Each participant grabs his own penis with his right hand and grabs the other participant's right elbow with left hand. Both participants work the others right elbow to jack each other off. It is considered not gay because they are only touching their own penises. This is the reason it is commonly practiced in Columbus, OH to celebrate Buckeye wins. Pryor & Tressel do it. Krenzel and AJ Hawk did it. Herbstreit and Cooper started it (unofficially).
"We like to chant O-H-I-O when doing the Double Dutch Rudder on High St."
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The baby or toddler version of a Dutch Oven in which said toddler releases a large amount of gas inside of sealed footie pajamas to wait for the unsuspecting victim (i.e. parent or babysitter) This is typically followed up by an evil grin from the child knowing someone has fallen prey.
"Tommy needs changed, can you take care of that?" *unzip* "Oh man! Baby Dutch Oven."
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The act of a girl blowing into your poop chute while she is grabbing your forearm moving your hand up and down which is holding your dick as she steers your dick boat into orgasm harbor.
Matt: Dude I just got a rusty trombone
Jack: I just got a Dutch rudder
Steven: My girlfriend combined both of those. She called it a rusty Dutch rudder.
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The act of urinating while in a pool of water (preferably the ocean) while in the personal space of another individual- close enough for the presence of bodily fluid to be noticed.
Applicable to both sexes.
Person 1: Why is the water over here so warm?
Person 2: You've just been dutch sea monkeyed!
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A Double Dutch Treat is a spin off of the Double Dutch Rudder (See Double Dutch Rudder for Definition.) You start with two men performing a Double Dutch Rudder. Then a woman kneels in between the two men and performs oral sex back and fourth between the two men, while they maintain the Double Dutch Rudder. You continue until both men ejaculate in the women’s mouth, giving her a Double Dutch Treat (swallowing is recommended.)
My friend and I were very bored, and decided to try a Double Dutch Rudder. His girl friend came home early from work and caught us. She did not say a word; she walked in, took off all her clothes and started blowing us. We both finished and she swallowed every drop. She then remarked that it was a nice treat! So we all agreed to name it the Double Dutch Treat.
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When someone shoves your head under the covers and lets out a huge fart after consuming large amounts of egg rolls.
If I let you stay the night you have to promise not to hit me with the japanese dutch oven
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Similar to a Dutch Oven, in which one farts under the bed covers and traps a person underneath said covers, forcing them to sniff your vile ass fumes.
With a Dutch Bun in the Oven, you actually have a length of turd hanging out of your asshole, thereby adding potency and immediacy to the oven.
A Dutch Oven shart.
I almost made my girl puke this morning when I trapped her under the covers and sharted out half a turd, screaming DUTCH BUN IN THE OVEN!!!
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