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When you lay your penis in the crack of someones ass stimulating a taco. It can be a hard shell or a soft shell depending on the person.
guy 1: Yea dude me and ur mom were making some penis tacos last night
guy 2: Eww man that's my mom ur talking about
guy 1: they were hard tacos
guy 2: ahhhhhhh!!!
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a male penis in which is not too big, yet not to small. It has a nice groom job as well as being std free.
Guy 1- Why does Bart get all puss?
Guy 2- He has what women call gentleman's penis
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A flaky dessert usually cooked with cock sauce
Coolguy16v cooks and shares penis pie with his homesexual friends
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When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they will never ask again. Not sure what it is, but it sounds painful.
I'm not gonna make it to work today, I'm sick.
What's wrong?
I have an Impacted Penis.
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Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.
This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.
Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.
I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!
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It really is Penis Cream
When my penis cream came in the mail it was in a plain brown box labled "NOT PENIS CREAM"
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