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When you light you partners balls on fire using a blue lighter until they pop like a pop corn kernel
Yeah she gave me craziest New Jersey Blue Devil last night.
v. A bowel movement completed while visiting a toilet away from home.
The shine on Tad’s new apartment wore off quickly once Jerry white jerseyed upon their return from Taco Bell. His bathroom still reeked the next day.
A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”
The mysterious sudden fire in unoccupied buildings that is heavily insured ...
That old empty warehouse by the river burned down last night with no one around. Sounds suspicious like arson. it was just a little Jersey LIghtning
1. When you get onto the highway and immediately shift across all lanes of traffic in one full motion.
2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.
Paul: Hold on, I’m going for a Jersey Shift.
Cali: That’s the only way to drive.
A driver from New Jersey, often seen in Philadelphia and surrounding suburbs, that insists on driving very poorly, and often very slowly. These drivers can frequently be found impeding traffic flow in the city.
A car is traveling down a city street at 10 miles an hour.
Driver behind them: “Get these Jersey Farmers off of the streets!”
someone who is a rat bag if a lassie
stop being such a jersey grey aka stop being such a rat bag of a lassie