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A feeling after goofing off or laughing that make you feel like you have to much energy for your body to contain
Anyone can experience mental crack but it's most common in nerodivegents
Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert
1. Individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people's butt crack in public.
2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.
"George Clooney's crack was on TMZ thanks to the crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."
When you get too close to the edge of your mattress and it goes in your arse crack.
Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?
Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!
The breaking point to wich the lines of friendship and romance in a relationship between two people are blurred to complete utter confusion resulting in frustration, IE: vague text replys, mixed signals, and lack of acknowledgment for the other person on an affectionate level. This is usually in the case of having a crush on an individual who's ambiguous responses leave the other individual riddled with hormonal rage till they flip either their shit or dignity to somehow save face before falling victim to the friend zone, thus leading to a climax of arguing, interrogation or abandonment of an ambiguous crush, thus cracking under pressure.
John: hey how's that thing going with Sally?
James: I just flipped shit and told her to stop leading me on, she wasn't being direct enough, I didn't know if she really liked me back
John: sounds like you had Crush Crack
A starchy doughy snack wrapped around a filling but instead of anything normal inside like meat or whatever it's just actual crack cocaine.
larry: hey bob, did you remember to bring those special Crack Dumplings for my mother's wedding?
bob: yeah
larry: good :)
Crackhead strengthison , kind of is not for the people's only the crackhead manez
“Marmow , you gots it , remember CRACK POWER”