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meat blimp

A ridiculously overweight person.

Amelia, quit eating all of my birthday cake, you fucking meat blimp!

by Djurr November 27, 2015


Meat Shotgun

A fancy name for a dick

She wanted lowkey to play with my Meat Shotgun

by GTX 1080ti August 20, 2017


Meat Barber

Someone who cuts pubes for a living.

Lukas’s new job as a Meat Barber had been paying well.

by Brothelmaid April 27, 2020


meat diaper

smearing a tube of ground chuck all over your gooch and anus, shitting and pissing into it, and cooking it in a spaghetti bolognese

hey Tony, what's for dinner tonight?

well, my girlfriend is bringing her family over and I've been sitting in this meat diaper for 72 hours. We could cook that up and give them a taste of Sicily

by WarthogGoddess January 5, 2021


Mystery meat

Meat that is ether cheap in price, has strange features and looks/taste disgusting

Ron: Them Burger King chicken nuggets are only $1.99 for 20 pieces!
Ben: That ain’t chicken, that’s some mystery meat. Deer ankles

by I love my ego April 5, 2022


Meat-riding

Anthony

Anthony be meat-riding low key

by mrnapps May 2, 2023

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google meat

a sexual act where someone flashes Le dick on google meet

your friend: I just tried google meat on my teacher.
You: What The Fuck is wrong with you

by Edward dick hands January 19, 2021