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dazed peanuts

someone who gets dazed on too many peanuts and alcohol

dude, he's now gone dazed peanuts.

by post weeknd ded November 21, 2021


Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.

1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."

by chuckman13 March 12, 2019


peanut butter dong

The act of putting peanut butter on your dong and having your dog lick it off

Yo what’s good shlime! Watch this! Joe has peanut butter dong and his dog eats it

by Fart dong December 10, 2021


Fuck Peanut

A person who is plump and shaped like a peanut in which you have sexual intercourse with

That dude brett is a real fuck peanut ;)

by MeGaShhady November 28, 2021


Fuck Peanut

A supple plump young male who resembles a peanut in shape in which one engages in sexual intercourse which.

Man, that guy Brett is a real Fuck Peanut

by MeGaShhady November 24, 2021


Peanut butter and clown nose

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!

I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.

by The aj gains November 28, 2020


Peanut Lord

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333

Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”

by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2025