Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

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B-I-T-C-H

What is a......Bitch

B= Beautiful
I= Individual
T= That
C= Causes
H= HardOns

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H💿L📀

A word created by the H💿L📀 queen (Cristine). It is defined by being a shorter term of holographic which means it shifts rainbows by the way light reflects on it.

Cristine loves H💿L📀 so much.

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jesus h. tap-dancing christ

an exclamation used by jake in the blues brothers, better than saying jesus fucking christ

Rev. Cleophus: "Do you seee the light?!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"

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Jesus h christ (on a popsicle stick)

Exclamation of extreme aggravation.

Jesus h christ on a popsicle stick--why won't this damn engine turn over!!!

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H-B Woodlawn Program

One of the most stuck up schools in Virginia. What the students @ Hb don't understand is that the only reason they go to H-B is because the were randomly selected, not because they are unique or have any outstanding qualities. Once they get to HB the conform to the hippie, laid back standard that is H-B... so they are hypocrites when they call others conformists, because they definately conform, just to a different standard. They pride themseleves on being laid back and not having to go to class if they don't want to, but really they are dumasses who really sound like "yea our school is so awsome because i get ot miss out on my education whenever i feel like pissing my life away or not showing up for class." If you didn't get your names pulled out of that stupid lottery, you would be going to another public high school. You don't even have an athletics program, all you have is a dirt path around a soccer feild! So sit and bitch all you want about other schools, saying their stuck up, but really H-B is the most stuck-up school in Virginia, with a bunch of depressed, unathletic, lazy, unoriginal students.

plus who wants to go to school where depressed sluts cut themselves and are walking STD's?

"Oh so you're from HB? does that mean you are a depressed, hippie, druggie, lazy-ass?"

HBer: "No, but i try and act like one."

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T H I C C

When they so dummy thicc, you cant contain it in just thicc or THICC

She is fuckin T H I C C

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